Bad Writing Contest Winner. . . 

 

Grand Prize winning paragraph at 2005 annual San Jose State University Bad Writing Contest

 

"As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual."  

Dan McKay of Fargo, N.D

 


Last Updated on August 26, 2009 by Allan Reich